Would you like to enlarge your penis up to 8 or more inches??

Well, with this new revolutionary machine you can!It's called the Penis Perfection Cream, and it will revolutionize your life as you know it. Just see for yourself from a customers partner:

"Before I bought Jim-Bob your product, his penis was like an elbow

macaroni noodle, but now it is more like a zucchini. Thank you so much Penis Paul!"

Well there you have it folks, real life proof that Penis Perfection Cream really does work. But how does it work, you ask? Well that is quite simple. It has an extraction from horse and elephant penis in it will will give your penis extrordinary measures. The application of the cream is simple too, just apply evenly to penis 100 times a day, and in 5 weeks ur penis will grow tremendously.

If you are interested in Penis Perfection Cream, just send 3 easy payments of $69.95 to 385 Buldge Drive, New York NY 90648.

Warning: may cause abnormal poenis buldges if not applied correctly. We cannot be held responsible if anyone who uses this product has any problems, such as penisius-occumbo, otherwise known as: penis falling off.

PP Cream has a low occourance of side effects. These side effects only occured in more than 95% of the men who tried this product. Side effects include, but are not limited to, penis faling off, abnormal penis buldging, genitals turning purple, flames emurging from your penis while urinating, crooked penis syndrome, and penis imploding. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use PP Cream.

for an idea of these side effects, refer to these illustrations below: